Not to be a Debbie Downer, but if you are a stay at home mom, and your tiny kids have deplorable behavior, where do think they picked that up? The local watering hole?
Don't act like you didn't notice.
The waking up in the middle of the night to pee in someone else's bed.
The complete disregard for rules and authority.
The stepping on siblings.
The running out the door in the middle of winter with a shortage of pants and sans shoes.
Running up and down the aisle at Mass.
The cutting off all your hair and shoving it in your jewelry box so you can "make stuff with it." (Like a yo-yo, obviously.)
The jumping off tables and snapping your forearm.
Get it together mamacita, so your kids can have a fighting chance to be contributing members of society.